Snarky alt-chick seamstress/barista who occasionally gets paid to be naked on the internet. Art geek, giant faggot, cosplayer.

I blog a lot of cats, a lot of humor, a little bit of opinion, and a LOT of nudity.

Just merrily making my way to the courthouse, when I see a man trying to light - and subsequently smoke - a whole banana. That’s ONE way to get your potassium fix, I suppose…