Snarky alt-chick seamstress/barista who occasionally gets paid to be naked on the internet. Art geek, giant faggot, cosplayer.

I blog a lot of cats, a lot of humor, a little bit of opinion, and a LOT of nudity.
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Posted 3, July, 2012
  • JTB:

    We're going to be shooting a tank.

  • JTB:

    And by shooting I mean firing one, and taking pictures hanging out around one.

  • Sally:

    Okay....

  • JTB:

    We are going to employ you for this tank shoot to A) look hot and B) do people's makeup. I don't know how much financial employ, but you'll get to dress all fucking weird, stand around/fire a tank, and do people's makeup.

  • JTB:

    Also, we're building potato guns.

  • Sally:

    Dude. If I can get the day off I am ALL OVER THAT