Shodan's Server

wonderbus: o deer I very much enjoy this.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:12:58 -0400

wonderbus:

o deer

I very much enjoy this.

OKAY, i wanna vote for you on zivity. how does one get an account?

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:12:13 -0400

Send me an email address and I can send you a free trial. :3

I'm so excited your Zivity debut is kicking so much butt, you have your next set planned yet?

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:40:25 -0400

Yes, I’m shooting it tonight actually, for the “naked in the strangest places” contest… it’s gonna involve furious barista-ing. :P

zivity: Shodan debuts in “Golden Dawn”, shot by...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:33:08 -0400

zivity:

Shodan debuts in “Golden Dawn”, shot by almus.

Incentives for Shodan’s set:

3+ votes: Access to album of 22 behind-the-scenes photos taken by her assistant during the shoot
5+ votes: BTS photos and three high-res copies of set photos of your choice
10+ votes: BTS photos, five high-res copies, and a cartoon of your choice drawn by Shodan

20+ votes: BTS photos, ten high-res copies, cartoon, and a bonus steamy high-res unpublished photo of Shodan.

yay! go vote if you love me. or if you just love naked punx. <3

shodanspiration: Here it is…. my final for Illustration 2 last...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:29:16 -0400

shodanspiration:

Here it is…. my final for Illustration 2 last semester: a mini-comic/zine about my job as a barista at Wicked Grounds Kink Cafe & Boutique in San Francisco.

Hand-drawn on bristol with pen and marker.

If you would like a copy, you can get one in my Etsy shop. :)

thefrogman: Channelate by Ryan Hudson [website | tumblr |...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:52:40 -0400

thefrogman:

Channelate by Ryan Hudson [website | tumblr | twitter]

taste-of-envy: So perfect I might die… dat photoshop though....

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:49:08 -0400

taste-of-envy:

So perfect I might die…

dat photoshop though. they look like a RealDoll. D:

thatdragongal: Omg

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:58:09 -0400

thatdragongal:

Omg

bonersaurus-sex: I posted on facebook that a woman sitting across from me in the airport was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:48:05 -0400

bonersaurus-sex:

I posted on facebook that a woman sitting across from me in the airport was glaring at me for no reason, so shodan sent me a picture of her topless in a horse mask and a really explicit spreadshot so I could casually set my phone down and REALLY give the lady something to stare at.
I have the best friends.

Still think you shoulda let me send you porn when you were in church with your mom yesterday.

bonersaurus-sex: wtfrell: BWAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSAs a former...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:46:41 -0400

bonersaurus-sex:

wtfrell:

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

YESSSSSS
As a former Japanese Studies major, YESSSSS

wtfrell: New hat I made for Shodan Sparrow!!! Lol, i look so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:46:22 -0400

wtfrell:

New hat I made for Shodan Sparrow!!!

Lol, i look so tired!!!

www.facebook.com/Babybathats

www.etsy.com/shop/Kinderbat

I am going to wear the shit out of that shit and I don’t care that it’s too hot for a fur-lined hat

Lessons in style from shodan: if you’re going to dress...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:00 -0400

Lessons in style from shodan: if you’re going to dress provocatively, wear something that says you have a secret penis. (at Wicked Grounds)

Too many things to put in my tummy. Too many. (at Wicked...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:41:00 -0400

Too many things to put in my tummy. Too many. (at Wicked Grounds)

Both the light of my life and the bane of my existence. That’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:02:00 -0400

Both the light of my life and the bane of my existence. That’s my chair, gato.

Handy piece of advice! If you ever feel like yelling something at a girl on the street, you know what you should do? Don't fucking do that.

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:41:02 -0400

bookporn: cinematichigh: Harry Potter cast for Empire Love...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:02:48 -0400

bookporn:

cinematichigh:

Harry Potter cast for Empire

Love the books on the first 3 (=

ooof, my feels

wernee49 replied to your photo: so like, I’m in the new model contest on Zivity… i need an...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:03:45 -0400

wernee49 replied to your photo: so like, I’m in the new model contest on Zivity…

i need an account’

send me a message with an email address and I’ll get you set up!

"I know for a fact I can be/have been a loud, perverted, obnoxious asshole. But to wish death upon me..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:51:26 -0400

“I know for a fact I can be/have been a loud, perverted, obnoxious asshole. But to wish death upon me for it?
I adapt, I try my best to change the things about myself that push people away, that make folks hate me. I like to think I’ve improved quite a bit. Please extend my most heart-felt apologies to Shodan for any and all offenses I’ve caused. I am 100% genuinely sorry for whatever I said/did.
[THREE MINUTES LATER]
She can go fellate a lawn mower. Probably one of the few things she HASN’T fucked in some way. Idfc if her cunt rots internally. But she wants to start shit for no reason? She can eat her usual bucket of cock as I walk away merrily.”

- douchebag from facebook. 100% genuinely sorry

derrick: hey where is that pic of you where you put in hair extensions and you didn't know what you were doing

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:15:26 -0400

derrick: hey where is that pic of you where you put in hair extensions and you didn't know what you were doing
shodan: it's gone forever.
derrick: GOD DAMN IT

so like, I’m in the new model contest on Zivity and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:47:32 -0400

so like, I’m in the new model contest on Zivity and I’d really like to win and it would be really cool if I won

I’m in second place right now but the girl ahead of me has 100 more votes than I do :(

my set has 33 photos and features me running around being a goofball and getting naked on Baker Beach and it’s really adorable and sexy. I promise.

3+ votes and you get to see my album of behind-the-scenes pics from the shoot, 5+ and you get those and three high-res copies of photos from the set, 10+ and you get all that, two more high res copies, and I’ll draw you a cartoon in thanks. 15+ and you get all that stuff plus a steamy unpublished high-res photo from a different shoot. it’s good stuff. do it for the butts.

if you don’t has a zivity account, message me and I’ll hook you up. I got this.